I dunno.. maybe I stumbled onto their annual convention, or something

Ramon Sevigne

Are there other Evil NPCs out there?  I want to see an evil farmer:

"Those are some nice tomatos you've got there."

"You mean EVIL tomatos."

"Um. . .right, whatever buddy.  Why don't you direct any further conversation to my blaster."

"Is it an EVIL blaster?"

/bodyshot2

"Yes, yes it is."

Funniest thread ever on here!

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Apotheos21 wrote:
 

What I want to know is what made them "evil"?  Do they live on an evil mountain, in an evil cave, brooding evil thoughts while they cook their evil dinner over an evil fire?

Are there other Evil NPCs out there?  I want to see an evil farmer:

"Those are some nice tomatos you've got there."

"You mean EVIL tomatos."

"Um. . .right, whatever buddy.  Why don't you direct any further conversation to my blaster."

"Is it an EVIL blaster?"

/bodyshot2

"Yes, yes it is."

 

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LOL

For some reason, I keep seeing Dr. Evil with a CDEF and a pinky to his lip.

Swampgirl

i wonder if the space expansion will include a big boy ship or a "woody" harrelson ship

1.  Stay by yourself.

2.  See rule 1.

3.  Speak in vauge, yet insiteful phrases.

4.  See rule 2.

  I refuse to accept that explaination of a hermitage.

I ask you, good people of Naritus, do your part in the war against the Evil Hermit scourge.  I envision a world where Imperial and Rebel put aside their differences and lay waste to an Evil Hermit pack.  Only when one Evil Hermit is left will the world once again be in balance. 

And what kind of catastrophic event could have caused the scattering of such a great PA?  I seriously doubt any of their NPC neighbors could have done harm to them.  No spice fiend or water thief could hope to stand against an Evil Hermit.  Perhaps if they banded together to fight Hermanity they could have done it, but who the heck would listen to a spice fiend about joining forces to take out "evil" hermits?

I propose a giant metor, similar to the one that scientists believe brought an end to dinosaurs on Earth, slammed into the Evil PA at speed well in the excess of fast, annihilating any existance of the PA and a majority of their members.  The remantents of the PA we see and hunt today are ancestors of Evil Hermit members who were out of the PA hall that day doing missions of hermanity (Dirt out reach programs, teaching inner city school kids about solitude, smearing themselves with feces. . .). 

Is Hermit Prime still alive?  Some say he wanders the deserts of Tatooine at night, a ghostly yet smelly shadow shuffling through the sand with a cardboard sign that reads "Homeless but not helpless".  And if you listen real carefully you can hear his words over the howl of the winds, "Hey buddy, spare some change for a bite to eat?"

Hanceforth I would request that we no longer be referred to as "Sour Paraihs"

Or maybe, "I'll Tempered Outcasts"

Anyway, I would just like to clarify on behalf of my former bretheren.

Once inside patrons could walk through the Hall of Broken Items gazing upon datapads, instruments, speeder parts, telescopes, and more.  Or perhaps you would prefer to enter Hermitland, a 1/1000th scale recreation of what scientists have been able to peice together that the Evil PA Hall would have looked like  (95% of it consisted of dirt!).  Would you like to know more about Hermit Prime?  Of course, we all do!  Gather your family up and enter the Theatre of Solitude (one at a time please, there is only one seat) and watch the amazine bio-pic entitled Stank and More Stank:  The Hermit Prime Story.  Countless wonders would await you in the NMOEHH!  See the bathtub of water that puts fear into the hearts of these stalwart nomads!  Smell the soiled rags that kind of smell like an Evil Hermit.  Look at me as I pocket your hard earned cash you just spend to look at a bunch of worthless junk!

I can't believe we've kept a thread like this alive for so long.  Man I wish I could change my in-game title from Master Marksman to Evil Hermit Historian.

I think it's time we all seriously started discussing an "Evil Hermit" Player City, or at least including the Museum of Evil Hermit history in a Player City. I for one would be a member of the Evil Hermit Anthropological Society. Perhaps an evil hermit PA?